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'I like to keep busy. It makes the day go faster.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Egyptian Football

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

"Do you take cyrptocurrency?"

Curse of the Mummy-in-law

"Ever notice how after awhile, all the deities start to sound alike?"

Wretched Tumuli Mushrooming up all over the place.

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

Keister Island.

"Egad, Behan! Giant cats did once roam the earth!"

'From the look of the jewellery and gold rings, I'm guessing it's from the Bling Dynasty!'

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

The Newest Trick in the Book

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Trojan Hurdler.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Romulus and Remus

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'