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'I like to keep busy. It makes the day go faster.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Egyptian Football

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

"The gods didn't want my life, just my identity."

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

"Do you take cyrptocurrency?"

Curse of the Mummy-in-law

"Ever notice how after awhile, all the deities start to sound alike?"

Wretched Tumuli Mushrooming up all over the place.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

Keister Island.

"Egad, Behan! Giant cats did once roam the earth!"

'From the look of the jewellery and gold rings, I'm guessing it's from the Bling Dynasty!'

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

It's a "boulder log," or "blog" for short.

The Newest Trick in the Book

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Trojan Hurdler.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Romulus and Remus