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'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Updating your phacebook?'

"He said it will be hot and muggy early in the week, with a slight chance of showers."

"Don't worry, the lions do all the work."

Cleopatra

Hieroglyph stamps.

Easter Island

"Boy - you can't imagine what this does for my ego!"

"And don't come home until you've got everything on the list!"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian Football

"I'm having my entrails read."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Mummy Tourist

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Mummy Musician

Park and Ride dilema

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."