Ancient Culture Lover Gifts

"Those knuckleheads!"

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Updating your phacebook?'

"He said it will be hot and muggy early in the week, with a slight chance of showers."

"Don't worry, the lions do all the work."

Cleopatra

Hieroglyph stamps.

Easter Island

"Boy - you can't imagine what this does for my ego!"

"And don't come home until you've got everything on the list!"

Toilet paper mummy

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian Football

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"I'm having my entrails read."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Mummy Tourist

How Romans give each other a high five...

We speak hieroglyphics here.