Ancient Culture Enthusiasts Gifts

'We're getting out of Egypt, and going to a nice peaceful place called 'Palestine.''

"Father, cheer up! LXX is the new LX!"

Chiropractor.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian chiropractor.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Romans.

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Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

How Romans give each other a high five...

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.