Ancient Culture Buffs Gifts

"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

Food Pyramid

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'Who's the new guy?'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Easter Island Secret

Mummy Musician

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."