Ancient History Buffs Gifts

Business Temples

'Atlantis was doing all right until they came up with that stupid FEMA thing!'

"Our records show that you haven't filed an environmental impact statement."

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Walk like an Egyptian...

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Hey, you're the one who said he was too old to order off the kids' menu.'

'At first Moses thought he would multiply fish.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'Who's the new guy?'

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Roman Hippies

Egyptian snail...

"I hope it's not contagious."

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

Get moving!

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'Fine. You can have music. I'll be the god of... of... speedy delivery! I will be The Fleet-Footed Messenger of the Gods.'

"Tell me again how you were the first person to come out of the trees and live in a cave."

"Well, you should have taken care of that before you got in!"

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

"That one was reeally close! A little lower and to the left!"

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'