Ancient History Enthusiasts Gifts

'Don't be ridiculous Caruthers, you must have mistranslated it. How can it possibly say, King Ramases@www.ram2.com?'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your money."

The Sphinx As A Child: 'If you don't stop picking that thing, it's going to fall off one of these days!'

'Look, I said I was sorry five years ago. Quit dredging up the past.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

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I told you not to touch its belly.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The New Greek Crisis

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

Sphinx snorting coke has his nose fall off.

Early rodeo - for some reason, mammoth busting never caught on.

Angry Pharaoh curses his architect.

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Mummy Mousehole

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'Are we there yet?'

Trojan Hurdler.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Here's the parking lot."