History Enthusiasts Gifts

"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"Don't you think it's important that we keep these reminders of the role of the slave trade."

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

Don Quixote

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Horace Greeley Covering the 'Monument of Infamy' associated with Tammany Democrats

The Election - The polling.

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays.

War of the Supermarkets

'Are we there yet?'

"You'll like it on top of the Ark, nice view!"

'I try to lie back and think of England but I'm not sure enough of its cultural identity.'

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

'Honey, have you seen my fig leaves?'

"It's my first novel."

"You know what this means, don't ya? Popcorn!"

"Actually, I'd written off the nineties before my conviction."

The great wave of Kanagawa crashes down on the White House

The Most Important Confederate Monument to Topple

"Me. . . (cough, cough). . . anti-masker!"

Queue to see Queen Elizabeth II lying in state and queue for food bank.

Relies on Radar

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

1880 Presidential Election- The Republican Animal will Carry the Nation

A Victorian pharmacist.

After the Ottomans are Weakened, Sultan Muhammad II Drives His Horse Into the Sea (History of the Crusades).

Mrs. Bagnet returns from her expedition,

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'I just invented the bed last week, and already he's WETTING it!'

Exoneration

Unsinkabull: 'Full speed ahead number one! Ice is merely frozen water...This ship can handle what is, after all, nothing more than a glorified ice cube.'

Meatball of the Gods.