
"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
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"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
"Don't you think it's important that we keep these reminders of the role of the slave trade."
'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'
"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."
Don Quixote
'I try to lie back and think of England but I'm not sure enough of its cultural identity.'
The Election - The polling.
Horace Greeley Covering the 'Monument of Infamy' associated with Tammany Democrats
Principal's Office. And then I said "if history repeats itself, can't I just pay attention the next time it comes around?"
'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'
"It's my first novel."
"You know what this means, don't ya? Popcorn!"
"You'll like it on top of the Ark, nice view!"
War of the Supermarkets
'Are we there yet?'
"One day son, all this will be going with me."
'Honey, have you seen my fig leaves?'
'They seem to be making a concerted effort to go after the undecided vote this year.'
1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays.
Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.
'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''
Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands
Mrs. Bagnet returns from her expedition,
"Actually, I'd written off the nineties before my conviction."
After the Ottomans are Weakened, Sultan Muhammad II Drives His Horse Into the Sea (History of the Crusades).
A Victorian pharmacist.
1880 Presidential Election- The Republican Animal will Carry the Nation
No, I've never sued anyone for libel or slander. In my day, we did it the old-fashioned way. How's that? The year was 1950. Ethel Koch accused me of rummaging through her purse. I ruined my reputation, and I as banned from the ladies club. I responded as any lady would do at the time. I told McCarthy she was a Commie and he hounded her for five years. Had you gone through her purse? That's beside the point.
I'd quit marauding if it weren't for my kid's college fund. It talks a pillage to raise a child!
What do you think of this new bipedalism trend? I won't stand for it!
Relies on Radar
Queue to see Queen Elizabeth II lying in state and queue for food bank.
Samuel de Champlain
The great wave of Kanagawa crashes down on the White House
Censorship | Not Censorship
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