History Admirers Gifts

A seamstress with balloons

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Southwark Fair.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Cut!

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Trump secret police

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Sundial Time

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

The First Fire Stick