History Buffs Gifts

"Liquor, gamblin', broads, tobacco. What's the Q stand for?"

Nigel Farage as John Bull

Rosa Parks doing her laundry.

Escalator joust.

"Atilla the DMV employee"

'They squared the wagons. Can they DO that?'

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

'And here's our new and improved version.'

"It's good....but I know these people...they're gonna want specifics!"

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

Roman Golfer.

"The economy's never been better. Here's another potato!"

'And Dubois, here, is in charge of due process.'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'Grampa says it's what they used to use for social networking!'

'The way this works is that you say the first thing that comes to your mind...'

Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"Kids."

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

'Hey! -- Don't go adding disclaimers!'

'Try to see things from my point of view.'

'It must be lower back pain - He wasn't that grumpy when he walked on all fours.'

"...but what does the other word mean?"

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

New York Corruption - Tweed: 'The Brains' at the State Convention, Rochester

'Where are the four corners of the earth?'

The Evolution Of Man.

The Queen's Flight

"Let's switch from human sacrifice to destination weddings."