History Buffs Pillows

"Liquor, gamblin', broads, tobacco. What's the Q stand for?"

Nigel Farage as John Bull

Rosa Parks doing her laundry.

Escalator joust.

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

'They squared the wagons. Can they DO that?'

"Atilla the DMV employee"

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

'And here's our new and improved version.'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

"It's good....but I know these people...they're gonna want specifics!"

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

Roman Golfer.

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

'And Dubois, here, is in charge of due process.'

"The economy's never been better. Here's another potato!"

"I still have a dream."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'Grampa says it's what they used to use for social networking!'

'The way this works is that you say the first thing that comes to your mind...'

Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"Kids."

'Hey! -- Don't go adding disclaimers!'

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

'Try to see things from my point of view.'

'It must be lower back pain - He wasn't that grumpy when he walked on all fours.'

"...but what does the other word mean?"

'Where are the four corners of the earth?'

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

The Evolution Of Man.

New York Corruption - Tweed: 'The Brains' at the State Convention, Rochester

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

'Evolution, eh? - What's our MOTIVATION?'