History Lovers Pillows

'Listen, I'm sure janitorial work is fascinating, and it's very generous offer... it's just that we're pretty selective about whose papers we archive here at Harvard.'

Pieter Bruegel the Elder

Ten Commandments

"And now we're pleased to present to you the monarchical stylings of His Majesty King Gustaf."

Chastity Belts in the Garden of Eden

"All Super Highways lead to Rome"

Mahmoud Abbas

Things of the past...

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servicemen.

Knight Golfing

The International and May Day Terrorism

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Where was the TSA?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Moses' Tablet

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"It is we."

Trump secret police

The First Fire Stick