Historical Enthusiasts Pillows

"Our armies were vanquished and the King was killed but the important thing is we had fun."

William Tell's First and Last Day of Elementary School.

Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

President Grant Vetos the Inflation Bill, Bottling the Genie of Butler

Derby Day (Time 11am).

'I'm sending the dinner invitations now.'

Rene Descartes

"Only religious people kill witches because only religious people are stupid enough to believe in witches."

Thomas Keneally

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Trump secret police

Paul Ree

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

That's What Happens

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Are we there yet?'

The Other Cooperstown