Historic Enthusiast Pillows

"Carstairs...I firmly believe that things could be worse."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Stonehenge Washing Line.

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

The first car accident.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cut!

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Paul Ree

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

The discovery of asparagus.

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Trump secret police

"I made you a mixtape."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"