Historic Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Carstairs...I firmly believe that things could be worse."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Stonehenge Washing Line.

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

The first car accident.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Trump secret police

The discovery of asparagus.

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Paul Ree

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"I made you a mixtape."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Those Were The Days

'Are we there yet?'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.