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"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

'Forensic scientists have now determined that the fall of the Roman Empire was due to an accounting error.'

"It seems to be a grant application!"

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"There I go - still writing 'B.C.' on my checks."

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Another false start for the Western philosophical tradition."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'I like it master mason but I'm not sure about the flag!'

"If I survive I'm going to demand councelling and trauma compensation."

"Youch! I ruptured that tendon - you know, the one that attaches your calf muscle to your heel."

'Hail, Caesar.'

Dog in ancient dog house

"Here's the parking lot."

'Are you sure you still love me even though I'm old, and everything just hangs now?'

The Nile Floods

'You should be able to help me with my homework. We're studying ancient history.'

Original Stonehenge

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

The canteen of the gods. "Not Ambrosia again! Can't we have pizza just for a change?"

What's new is Archaeology. The world's most pointless magazine.

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

The 'Round Earth' sales pitch hits a snag.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

"Think it over very carefully. After all, it's the biggest single investment you'll ever make."

"Yo! - try to stay focused."

The Rosetta Troll

"You really want laser surgery on your one good eye?"

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."

"Stay back. The Prime Minister is coming."

"Well, I guess it's not the Lost City, after all. He asked if I was the FedEx guy."

Paul before Felix.

The Augean Stables

Sisyphus orders a drink