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'Don't be ridiculous Caruthers, you must have mistranslated it. How can it possibly say, King Ramases@www.ram2.com?'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your money."

'Look, I said I was sorry five years ago. Quit dredging up the past.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The New Greek Crisis

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

Early rodeo - for some reason, mammoth busting never caught on.

Angry Pharaoh curses his architect.

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Mummy Mousehole

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Are we there yet?'

Trojan Hurdler.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I'm having my entrails read."

Sphinx Comes Alive

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Who's the new guy?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'