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'We had to cut corners!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Sundial Time

Those Were The Days

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Egyptian chiropractor.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Mummy Musician

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'