Ancient Worlds Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

'Hey, that's interesting! Here it reads: 'We lived in the land where milk and honey flow. Then we died out because of vitamin deficiency'!'

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Those Were The Days

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Closed for Renovation

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."