Ancient Worlds Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

'Hey, that's interesting! Here it reads: 'We lived in the land where milk and honey flow. Then we died out because of vitamin deficiency'!'

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Those Were The Days

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Closed for Renovation

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Referees at the Original Olympics.

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"