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'The client's not too happy with the way I interpreted the brief.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'Archaeologist finds the first food pyramid'

'WHO is the architect here?'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Disocvering that the heads on Easter Island have bodies.

Easter Island.

'Definitely fake.'

"So, where do you see yourself in five thousand years?"

Imhotep Life Insurance. Yes, Mr., uh, Tut, what can we do for you? I just need something to cover final expenses.

"They appear to be flat pack self assembly instructions."

Egyptian slaves using a giant spade.

'Talk about government waste! A tombstone would have been sufficient!'

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"OK, who's the joker?"

"Change of plan. We decided to go with a material that doesn't spoil so quickly."

Those Were The Days

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Down With Wikipedia

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"I get it!"

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Stonehens

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'