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Stonehenge

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"I get it!"

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Orpheus and Eurydice

Mass Confucian

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Stonehenge Imitation

Gone to Lunch.

History Department

"They ruin the landscape!"

Socrates

Lost to antiquity.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Archeology 101.

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"OK, who's the joker?"

Spudhenge

The Dungeon

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

'He was an evil king.'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors