Ancient Wonders Lover Prints

"And I still say they're too pointy..."

Stonehenge

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"I get it!"

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Orpheus and Eurydice

Mass Confucian

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Stonehenge Imitation

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

History Department

Gone to Lunch.

"They ruin the landscape!"

Socrates

Lost to antiquity.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Archeology 101.

"OK, who's the joker?"

Spudhenge

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

"Change of plan. We decided to go with a material that doesn't spoil so quickly."

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'He was an evil king.'