Ancient Mysteries Lover Prints

Lost to antiquity.

Sir, come quick! We think we've found the nose!

'This may not be a mummification, professor.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Stonehenge Explained

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Orpheus and Eurydice

Mummy Tourists

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Octopus Lady

The Antiquary

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Archeology 101.

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

'He was an evil king.'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

Cat scratch fever

"Sadly, no food was produced after they all became motivational speakers."

The Dungeon

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

The Forensic Paleontologist