Ancient Wonder Lover Prints

'What planning permission?' ( STONEHENGE )

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Bumble Bee

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Orpheus and Eurydice

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Mass Confucian

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Gone to Lunch.

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

"They ruin the landscape!"

Socrates

Lost to antiquity.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Archeologists found a set of 9.7-million-year-old teeth in Germany that might belong to a primitive relative of early man. Totally unrelated question: Are you missing any teeth, Sadie. That's funny. Speaking of which, there are many ways a person could lose teeth. Threats of violence aren't funny in 2018. That's like a rule. A good pummeling never hurt anyone.

'You're too wrapped up in yourself.'

'He was an evil king.'

The Dungeon

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'