Ancient Wonder Lover Pillows

'What planning permission?' ( STONEHENGE )

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Bumble Bee

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Orpheus and Eurydice

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Mass Confucian

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Gone to Lunch.

"They ruin the landscape!"

Socrates

Lost to antiquity.

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'He was an evil king.'

'You're too wrapped up in yourself.'

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

The Dungeon

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.