Ancient Wonders Lovers Pillows

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Down With Wikipedia

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"I get it!"

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Stonehens

Orpheus and Eurydice

Mass Confucian

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Stonehenge Imitation

History Department

"They ruin the landscape!"

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

Gone to Lunch.

Socrates

Lost to antiquity.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Archeology 101.

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"OK, who's the joker?"

"Change of plan. We decided to go with a material that doesn't spoil so quickly."

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

Spudhenge

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'