Ancient Wonders Lovers Pillows

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Down With Wikipedia

"I get it!"

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Orpheus and Eurydice

Stonehens

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Mass Confucian

Stonehenge Imitation

History Department

"They ruin the landscape!"

Gone to Lunch.

Socrates

Lost to antiquity.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Archeology 101.

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"OK, who's the joker?"

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

Spudhenge

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'