Ancient Wonders Admirer Pillows

"I get it!"

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

Stonehenge Imitation

History Department

Photographer taking picture of Ancient Egyptian monument

Mummy with a broken leg...

'This is the megolith speaking...'

"You did that just to be a jerk."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Hadrian's Wall

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Romulus and Remus

"I think I'm lost."

Museum.

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

Carbon Dating Agency

Scary things in the museum

"They ruin the landscape!"

"Those knuckleheads!"

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."