Ancient Wonders Fanatic Pillows

"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."

Those Were The Days

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'Bugger!'

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Down With Wikipedia

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"I get it!"

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Stonehenge Imitation

History Department

"They ruin the landscape!"

Atlas Explained.

Mummies for Dummies

Hypatia

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Spudhenge