Ancient Ruins Lover Pillows

Archeology 101.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Mummy Tourist

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Park and Ride dilema

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Stonehenge Books

Cleopatra

Gone to Lunch.

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

Hieroglyph stamps.

Sale

Food Pyramid.

Lost to antiquity.

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"At least it'll be dark when they climb out."

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

The Dungeon

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

'Let your people go? - That would destabilize the whole REGION!'

'Pirated commandments? Already?'