Ancient Style Lover Pillows

'I just love what you've done with your rocks!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

A Macaroni in 1772

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

1930's Lady.

"I'm having my entrails read."

Goddess

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

A chip off the old block...

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Park and Ride dilema

"I love it!"

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Stonehenge Books

Cleopatra

Hieroglyph stamps.

Gone to Lunch.

Queen Anne

My own museum.

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Food Pyramid.

Sale

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"