Ancient Tradition Lover Pillows

"Wine, known as 'yrp,' was often used as an offering to the dead. Which may explain the lampshade on his head."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Shavuot - Like!

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Hieroglyph stamps.

Gone to Lunch.

Cleopatra

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."