Cultural Tradition Lover Pillows

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

Shall I be mother?

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Josephine Baker

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

First Marriage.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

Happy Hogmanay!

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Easter Island Bonnets

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."