Traditional Culture Admirer Pillows

Bull Headache

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Primitive magician

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Shavuot - Like!

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Queen reigning.

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Happy Hogmanay!

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."