Native Culture Admirer Pillows

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

The chief liked to smoke a peace pipe in his toupee

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'How could you not know it was loaded'

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

"There's no need to shout!"

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

Indian Duel.

Indian Ironing Teepee.

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

A man in a canoe attempts to stop a giant yacht

Bull Headache

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

'Sitting Bull has sent you a friend request.'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

"Don't answer that question take the fifth."

'I think we've got him cornered!'