Native Culture Admirer Gifts

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

The chief liked to smoke a peace pipe in his toupee

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'How could you not know it was loaded'

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

"There's no need to shout!"

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

Boomerang

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

Indian Duel.

Indian Ironing Teepee.

Bull Headache

A man in a canoe attempts to stop a giant yacht

'Of course you know this means war.'

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"