Native Culture Aficionados Gifts

"It say, 'help, tipi on fire.'"

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

'How could you not know it was loaded'

"There's no need to shout!"

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

Indian Ironing Teepee.

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

Indian Duel.

Bull Headache

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

"Don't answer that question take the fifth."

'Sitting Bull has sent you a friend request.'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'