Native Culture Aficionados Pillows

"It say, 'help, tipi on fire.'"

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

Angels

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"There's no need to shout!"

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'How could you not know it was loaded'

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

Boomerang

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

Bull Headache

'Of course you know this means war.'

Indian Duel.

Indian Ironing Teepee.

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

"Don't answer that question take the fifth."

'Sitting Bull has sent you a friend request.'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"