Native Culture Fan Pillows

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

Angels

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

"There's no need to shout!"

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'How do you spell sincerely?'

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

Indian Ironing Teepee.

Indian Duel.

Bull Headache

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

'Sitting Bull has sent you a friend request.'

"Don't answer that question take the fifth."

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"