Native Culture Fan Gifts

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"There's no need to shout!"

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

Boomerang

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

'How do you spell sincerely?'

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

Indian Duel.

Indian Ironing Teepee.

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'Of course you know this means war.'

Bull Headache

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'