Native American Culture Fan Gifts

Indian Duel.

Indian Ironing Teepee.

"Don't answer that question take the fifth."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

North American Indians with Party hats in the form of Teepees.

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

American Flag for the Statue of Liberty.

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

"There's no need to shout!"

Boomerang

Don't forget the netiquette

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

Gravestones showing 'bottled milk' 'penny candy' etc

'They say they're going to sue us for forcing them to smoke.'

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

'How could you not know it was loaded'

'Guess what, Squaw? Me finally teach Running Dog to fetch my moccasins.'

Back Of Mount Rushmore

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?