Native American Culture Aficionado Gifts

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Elvis Presley

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Mark Twain

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

'It's all hand made.'

Normal Rockwell - US painter/illustrator.

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

"Might I sound a note of caution?"

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

Early evidence for the existence of dogs.

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"So you need money for municipal bribes to get your pyramids rezoned for cemetery use."

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Aztec spring toy.

'How could you not know it was loaded'

Boomerang

'Who do you think is more fantastically wonderful -- Barack Obama or Michelle Obama?'