Native American Culture Appreciators Gifts

'How could you not know it was loaded'

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Meanwhile...in Albania

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

North American Indians with Party hats in the form of Teepees.

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

"There's no need to shout!"

'They say they're going to sue us for forcing them to smoke.'

Boomerang

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

'Guess what, Squaw? Me finally teach Running Dog to fetch my moccasins.'

Don't forget the netiquette

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

Indian Duel.

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

America's First Stand Up Comic...

Indian Ironing Teepee.

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'