Tribal Culture Fan Gifts

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

Tribal masks.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Angels

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

Boomerang

"There's no need to shout!"

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

Indian Ironing Teepee.

Indian Duel.

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

"Don't answer that question take the fifth."

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man