Tribal Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

Tribal masks.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

Angels

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'My wife refused to let me have her pet pig for the feast, so...'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

'He says they've lived in peace for 500 years...How civilized can that be?'

"It looks like they had too many Chiefs, and not enough Indians."

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

'Sleeps with fishes! We thought you were dead!'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

'You know I've always told you you were the last of the Mohicans? Well, there was this sqaw...'

We can be gatherers again, but only in groups of up to 10.

'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

Totem Pole

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."