Tribal Tradition Enthusiasts Gifts

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Shavuot - Like!

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Amish personal mobility scooter

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

Angels

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Boomerang

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Birthday anticlimax.

Wassailing!

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."

A dreary maypole

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."