Traditional Culture Enthusiasts Gifts

Swiss Business

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Shavuot - Like!

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Elephant Upgrade

Roman Golfer.

Amish personal mobility scooter

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"It's terribly old fashioned I admit, but I've fallen for a white middle class, male."

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

Boomerang

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

A dreary maypole

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

Wassailing!

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."