Tradition Enthusiasts Gifts

Morris Men Behaving Badly

"Dear, I hope you don't think I'm too old-fashioned, but do you think you could call me 'Grandmother' or 'Grandma' instead of 'Butt-Head'?"

New Year's Eve.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Ours is traditional company, so no thinking outside the box.'

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Bride throws bouquet to women guests only to have it get stuck in chandelier.

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."

The history of the Christmas cracker.

Wassailing!

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Shall I be mother?

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

Shavuot - Like!

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Time for Tea

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Queen reigning.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

First Marriage.