Traditionalism Buffs Gifts

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Baptism Then and Now

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''