Traditionalists Gifts

"It's called 'cash'."

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'They're a bit of a strange couple. They didn't meet on the internet.'

"I hate cellphones. You can't slam them down dramatically after an irate phone call."

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'In an age of GPS navigation, why do reindeer still guide your sleigh?'

"He's got no tattoos, no body jewellery, wears laced up shoes an' likes his job."

Visiting Santa

"Shall we relocate to the other room for the Queen's Tweet?"

'Dating Bureau' 'Buttoned up types'

Help! Not the crowd funding type. Please donate cash the old fashioned way.

'Is this one dead?'

'Let's face it we're on the shelf.'

"Until we get a feel for the nineties, I think it's smart to stay home with small, seated dinners."

"You'll appreciate that it's now half a kilo of tuppeny rice."

Who goes there - young Turk or old guard?

Amish Time-Out

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

No, we're NOT getting a convertible!

When it comes to getting women's phone numbers in bars, I still do it the old-fashioned way: I use a pen and paper, not a smartphone. I'm also a traditionalist when it comes to calling after the first date: I don

Luddite Zoom.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Ruddy bloggers!

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Two Generations of Readers

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."