Title Traditionalist Gifts

"By the way, I prefer to be called 'Sister'. 'Mother' makes me feel too old."

"She won't let me use 'ESQUIRE'..."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Man Reading Laptop.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

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Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Herb's from Texas."

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Old Book Smell

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

Luddite Zoom.

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

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"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Hip hop Santa.